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KID'S JOKES

1. Famous

Max and John where sitting in a cafe in New York when the Mayor of New York walks in.
He says "oh hi Max I haven’t seen you in a while" they talk, and then he goes away.
John says, "you know the mayor of New York?" and Max says "yes any one that’s famous I know".

Just then Brad Pitt walks in and says "hi Max" they talk, Brad Pitt leaves.
John says, "you know Brad Pitt?" and Max says, "yes I told you I know all of the famous people". 
 
Then the president walks in, and like every one else he knows Max and once again John says shocked, "you know the President?".  Max says, "yes and to prove I know everybody famous you name someone and we'll go meet him".
John says, "okay I bet you don’t know the Pope". Max says, "as a matter of fact I do".

So they go down to the Vatican and Max walks into the building and minutes later he comes out and says the security is too tight, so John has to wait outside while Max goes onto the balcony with the Pope and waves.

So John's waiting downstairs and the Pope comes out alone and waves and delivers his blessings and John thinks aha! he doesn’t know the pope or he’d be out there. Just then Max walks onto the balcony and waves. John thinks, wow he does know the Pope.

 Just then an Italian man standing next to him elbowed John to get his attention and says "Who’s that man standing on the balcony with max?"

 

Blonde Jokes

Question: What do you call an intelligent blond?

Answer: - A golden retriever